Get the EFF off the phone!

First of all, I want to apologize to whoever's subscribed to my blog for being lazy lately. I knew one day the level of excitement would fall, and so it did.

Anyways, I'm back, with yet another rant that I guess everyone else who are affected will agree with me...

IF YOU CANNOT MULTI-TASK, GET THE F*CK OF YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING!

I don't know how else to stress this out. Everyday, I encounter an idiot who is chatting their way out on the phone, while driving on the highway. Now I know some people can multitask, but majority CANNOT.

You are cruising at highway speeds, and talking on the phone. I'm passing on your left, and you start to merge and change lanes WITHOUT YOU KNOWING IT because you're laughing at how your ex-girlfriend is dating some next fat-ass douche. I honk at you, you swerve back out of surprise, and you give me the finger. What is the problem in this situation? YOU'RE THE FUCKING DOUCHE, that's what!

You lost concentration on driving, and almost killed me, and YOU have the guts to give me the finger? Someone needs to slap you across your face, back and forth, and I'd be more than happy to do that.

How hard is it to just WAIT? Why can't people wait until they're actually stopped rather than talking on the phone while driving at 120 km/h? It's been proven! Multi-tasking while driving was never safe. Now I'm not going to lie, I sometimes talk on the phone on the highway, but only if I need to ask questions. Even still, I move to the right lane, cruise at slower speeds. Even even still, I can somewhat multi-task. In my past experiences talking and driving, I have never ever swerved or almost hit someone.

That being said, I do not condone in talking and driving even if you can multi-task. Just wait, please. Save your lives, and others'.

Besides, isn't there a law in Ontario that prohibits using any electronic device while driving? I really hope this law is being ENFORCED, instead of officers giving BULLSHIT TICKETS.

When you're on the far left lane on the freeway..

..make sure you're actually passing someone, or not blocking the traffic behind you.


It's plain and simple..
It's ultimately EASY...
It's not complicated....
It's definitely not rocket science:

If you're on the far left lane, and people are passing you on your right, you're a DOUCHEBAG. This means, move the f*ck out of the way when you see (in your rearview mirror) people are coming from behind you. How hard is it to understand that simple statement?

I absolutely hate it when idiotic drivers go 90 km/h or even 100 km/h on the far left lane (on the freeway, of course). Guess what? That lane is called the Passing Lane. And there is, of course, a reason as to why it was named so - it's for drivers going above the posted speed limit.

Now, some of you may say "Oh, we're not being douchebags. It's those speeders that are douchebags for going so fast." OMGzZzZWTFBBQ! Stfu. I am pretty confident to say that almost everyone has, goes, and will go over the speed limit no matter how much it's over. It's not a common thing that you see drivers actually following the speed limit. Get over it. It's a fact.

My point? You f*ckers are endangering lives by blocking traffic on the left lane. How so? Many, many reasons.
One of 'em: If someone is going say 115 - 120 km/h behind you and you don't move, they have no option but to merge to the right lane, where others are entering the freeway from the right, merging to the left. Can you paint the picture? It only takes ONE idiot to make a freeway disaster.

Others will argue "Hey Jeff, stfu! It's stupid to go over the speed limit. They have a limit for a reason!" Fine, congratuF*CKINGlations, you're smartass is right. But guess what? No, that was not my point. I never condoned speeding. Now I'm not going to lie, yes I go over the speed limit 95% of the time, but it's not like I weave in and out of traffic. I simply GO WITH THE FLOW. If you can't and/or not willing to, get the f*ck out of the left lane and stay on the middle-ish right (Not the far right. That's for people exiting and entering the freeway).

Seriously, is this a difficult thing to ask for? Again, I'm not condoning speeding or (especially) reckless driving. I am simply saying, if you cannot go with the flow of the traffic (whether it's 110 km/h or 140 km/h), get the f*ck out of the left lane, or speed the f*ck up!

But then again, who cares. I have a Million Opinions, and this is just one 'em.

Hello BLOGworld!

Ha, so I finally gave in to this whole blogging mania that a lot of people are on.

Now, I'm going to keep this short and simple. As some of my close friends know, I have anger issues, I'm pessimistic most of the times, and I swear a lot. I've been thinking of starting up a blog from some time now, but I couldn't justify doing so.

It's a different story now. For the last couple of years, I've been taking my anger out on people, or on the road. I realized that taking my anger out on the internet would be a good first step. And so, here I am.


Now, as my first observation, I'm confident to say that each and everyone of us may know a lot of our friends that actually blog. I'm also confident to say that some of them just need to get off their computers and stfu. Some people just do not deserve the right to "publish" sh*t online. These blogs do NOT make any sense at all, especially if it's just filled with pictures. It's called FLICKR, f*cktards.

But then again, who cares? I have a Million Opinions, and this is one of 'em.